I said I cast Fireball

Fireball solves everything! Our "I Didn't Ask How Big The Room Is I Said I Cast Fireball" T-Shirts and Hoodies feature a flaming D20 die celebrating every D&D player's favorite solution to dungeon problems. This premium apparel honors the chaotic energy of spellcasters who believe diplomacy is overrated—perfect for D&D players, dungeon masters, and anyone who knows that fireball is always the answer.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with detailed twenty-sided die (D20) showing various numbers, vibrant orange and yellow flame effects, bold white circular text, and classic D&D humor, ensuring bright fire colors, crisp typography, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple campaigns. Because some questions don't need answers, they need fireball.

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're playing D&D campaigns, embracing chaotic neutral energy, casting area-of-effect spells, or just solving problems with fire. Perfect for D&D players, dungeon masters, tabletop gamers, wizard mains, sorcerer fans, and anyone who knows that fireball is a valid response to every situation.

I cast fireball. Room size irrelevant. D&D chaos. Burn it all.