Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards

Verily, a most noble insult! Our "Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards" T-Shirts and Hoodies feature a medieval knight's helmet with crossed swords, delivering Shakespeare's finest burn in circular badge format. This premium apparel combines Renaissance Faire humor with creative profanity—perfect for those who prefer their insults with historical flair.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with detailed knight helmet and sword illustration, ornate circular badge design, and bold medieval-style lettering, ensuring crisp linework, striking contrast, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple washes. Because even medieval insults deserve knightly quality.

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're attending Renaissance Faires, insulting friends with class, or just appreciating creative euphemisms. Perfect for medieval humor fans, Renaissance enthusiasts, Shakespeare lovers, and anyone who knows that "Richards" makes everything funnier.

Thou may ingest. A satchel. Of Richards. Medieval burn approved.