Raccoon and Alligator

Into battle! Our Raccoon Riding Alligator With Sword T-Shirts and Hoodies feature an epic woodcut-style illustration of a warrior raccoon wielding a sword while riding an alligator into combat. This premium apparel combines medieval fantasy with absurdist humor—perfect for trash panda enthusiasts, fantasy fans, and anyone who appreciates gloriously ridiculous battle scenes.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with detailed engraving-style raccoon warrior in armor holding raised sword, fierce alligator mount with detailed scales and teeth, intricate crosshatching and linework, dynamic action pose with splash effects, and vintage woodcut aesthetic, ensuring crisp black and white detail, dramatic contrast, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple washes. Because epic battles deserve legendary quality.

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're playing D&D, embracing trash panda energy, celebrating absurdist humor, or just preparing for glorious battle. Perfect for raccoon lovers, fantasy enthusiasts, D&D players, medieval art fans, and anyone who knows that the best warriors ride alligators.

Raccoon warrior. Alligator mount. Sword raised. Epic battle ready.