Professional Crop Duster

Silent but deadly! Our "Professional Crop Duster" T-Shirts and Hoodies feature a vintage airplane illustration with the ultimate bathroom humor pun. This premium apparel combines retro aviation aesthetics with juvenile comedy—perfect for pilots, farmers, and anyone who appreciates a good fart joke.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with detailed vintage crop duster plane illustration with spinning propeller, cloud effects, circular badge design, bold typography, and "Silent But Deadly" tagline, ensuring crisp black linework, striking contrast, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple washes. Because some jokes never get old, they just get more mature (ironically).

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're flying planes, working farms, or just clearing rooms with your sense of humor. Perfect for pilots, aviation enthusiasts, farmers, bathroom humor fans, dad joke lovers, and anyone who knows that the best crop dusting happens indoors.

Professional crop duster. Silent but deadly. Aviation humor approved.