Primary Elements of Humor | Sarcastic Apparel

S-Ar-Ca-Sm! Our "Primary Elements of Humor" T-Shirts and Hoodies spell out SARCASM using periodic table elements: Sulfur (S), Argon (Ar), Calcium (Ca), and Samarium (Sm). This premium apparel combines chemistry knowledge with witty humor—perfect for science nerds who speak fluent sarcasm.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with four detailed periodic table element boxes showing atomic numbers (16, 18, 20, 62), atomic weights, element symbols, and full names, color-coded boxes in green, orange, blue, and yellow, bold "PRIMARY ELEMENTS OF HUMOR" text with matching colored letters, and authentic periodic table styling, ensuring vibrant colors, accurate chemistry, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple washes. Because sarcasm is a science.

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're teaching chemistry, studying science, perfecting your sarcasm, or just appreciating clever wordplay. Perfect for chemistry teachers, science students, sarcastic personalities, periodic table fans, and anyone who knows that sarcasm is the primary element of humor.

S-Ar-Ca-Sm. Primary elements. Chemistry humor. Sarcasm is science.