Houston

Mission control, we've got issues! Our "Houston, I Have So Many Problems" T-Shirts and Hoodies feature a hilariously overwhelmed astronaut floating through space in full panic mode. With detailed vintage-style illustration and relatable humor, this premium apparel is perfect for anyone whose life feels like a never-ending space emergency.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with intricate astronaut artwork, starfield details, and bold circular text, ensuring crisp linework, striking contrast, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple washes. Because when you have this many problems, at least your shirt should hold up.

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're navigating life's chaos, contemplating your endless to-do list, or just floating through another overwhelming day. Perfect for stressed-out adults, space enthusiasts, humor lovers, and anyone who knows that Houston isn't the only one with problems.

Houston, we have problems. So many problems. Send help.