DAD TAX

The dad tax is real! Our "Dad Tax: If I'm Buying I'm Trying" T-Shirts and Hoodies feature a delicious fast food meal illustration celebrating every dad's sacred right to sample the goods. This premium apparel honors the unwritten rule of fatherhood—if dad's paying, dad's tasting.

Each item features a high-quality DTF (Direct to Film) print with detailed burger, fries, and drink illustration in vibrant colors, bold distressed lettering, and vintage texture effects, ensuring mouth-watering detail, rich colors, and resistance to cracking or fading—even after multiple washes. Because the dad tax is forever.

Made from super-soft, breathable cotton (t-shirts) and cozy, fleece-lined blends (hoodies), these pieces deliver all-day comfort whether you're making fast food runs, claiming your rightful fries, or just exercising your dad tax privileges. Perfect for fathers, new dads, fast food lovers, and anyone who knows that payment comes with sampling rights.

Dad tax enforced. Fries included. No refunds.